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09-16-05Sevilildan@#aochat: i'm sitting here freezing to death, it's like 5 degrees outside
Scrooge@#aochat: uh
Scrooge@#aochat: try going inside
03-30-05Zalbag@#aochat: Swsoulja is the most powerful player with a green card
Vorn@#aochat: lmfao.
01-24-05Chamone@#aochat: pawns should have AK's, not pitchforks.
Chamone@#aochat: and it should be Ghetto Chess.
Chamone@#aochat: Obviously stoned from last nights pimpin', Black King only manages to move one square.
01-02-05Ovelia@#aochat: -=O=- hrm
Ovelia@#aochat: -=O=- story time
Ovelia@#aochat: -=O=- A little bunny is happily running through the forest he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the giraffe with dismay and says, 'Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come on and run with me through the forest! You'll feel so much better!' The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, thinks for a moment, then tosses it away and goes off running with the rabbit.
Sevilildan@#aochat: :o
Sevilildan@#aochat: ...
Ovelia@#aochat: -=O=- Then the bunny and the giraffe come across an elephant snorting lines of coke. 'Elephant my friend, please don't do this,' says the bunny. 'Come run with us through the beautiful woods. I promise you'll feel so much better.' The elephant looks at them, looks at his mirror and lines of blow, then tosses them away and starts running with his new friends.
Ovelia@#aochat: -=O=- The trio then comes across a lion about to shoot up. 'Lion my friend,' says the bunny, 'why do you do this? Come run with us through the sunny forest. you'll feel like the king of the jungle!'
Ovelia@#aochat: -=O=- The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit.
Ovelia@#aochat: -=O=- As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at the lion and ask, 'Lion, why did you do this? He was only trying to help you.'
Ovelia@#aochat: -=O=- The lion answers, 'That little bastard! He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot everytime he's on ecstasy!'
12-31-04Ovelia@#aochat: -=O=- ich
Ovelia@#aochat: -=O=- i think i left you a message o.0
Ovelia@#aochat: -=O=- i'm not so sure tho.
Ich says, 'Uh.'
Scrooge says : oh yeah
Scrooge says : ich
Scrooge says : I gave ovelia your number
Scrooge says : sorry
'Hey.' Ich says.
Ich says, 'How about.'
Ich says, 'None of you fuckers call me ever again.'
Ich says, 'Don't.'
'Do.' Ich says.
Ich says, 'It.'
12-26-04Nizzak says, 'hey scrooge'
Nizzak says, 'remember that one time you got drunk'
Nizzak says, 'and we spent your entire credit card spending limit on gay porn'
Scrooge says : yeah
Scrooge says : I wasnt drunk though
10-19-04Scrooge says : hey
Scrooge says : if you want a vision of the future of aochat
Scrooge says : imagine a boot
Scrooge says : stomping on a human face
Scrooge says : forever.
Unbeliever@#aochat: Is the boot on a robot?
Magdalena says, 'Asf.'
Magdalena says, 'Fucking clankers.'
10-17-04Magdalena@#aochat: Magdalena says, 'A robot killed my mother.'
Scrooge@aochat: MONKEY VERSUS ROBOT
Disbeliever@#aochat: I am robot irl
Magdalena@#aochat: Magdalena says, 'YOU FUCKING ROBOT.'
Disbeliever@#aochat: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
10-14-04Fobizno drifts in from the east.
'Hmm.' Fobizno says.
Fobizno asks, 'Anybody know where the winter lobby is in social?'
'That way.' you say.
Disbeliever points.
Fobizno finds himself laughing at the world.
'N,s,e,w?' Fobizno asks.
Scrooge says : east is the only way
Scrooge says : so try that first
':p' Fobizno says.
Scrooge says : and tell us how it turns out
Fobizno drifts east.
Scrooge has banned 'fobizno' from this room.
10-12-04Sevilildan@#aochat: anyone here?
Scrooge@#aochat: Oh yeah?
Scrooge@#aochat: OH YEAH?
Sevilildan@#aochat: oh hi
Scrooge@#aochat: YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FACE!
10-10-04Apostasy@#aochat: wtf do gold chains come from?
Borat@#aochat: Mister T
10-08-04Dricks@#aochat: *is yien*
Nizzak@#aochat: Nizzak says, 'Yien rhymes with semen'
Dricks@#aochat: not really
*pause*
Dricks@#aochat: yeah ok, it does
Dricks@#aochat: who cares
10-02-04Scrooge says : awesome
Scrooge says : http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/toilet.asp
Aedric says, 'I wouldn't trust it :o'
Cernix@#aochat: I saw that on tech tv
'The toilet mod thing?' Magdalena asks. ':p'
Cernix@#aochat: yeah
'I'd wait until someone went in, then go up and stare at the box like I could see in' Aedric says.
Cernix@#aochat: haha
'Wave and stuff' Aedric says.
Scrooge says : rofl
09-18-04Ovelia@aochat: -=O=- they are crazy men alright, they keep me up to late
Ovelia@aochat: -=O=- mis
Sevilildan@#aochat: :O
Ovelia@aochat: -=O=- The head of Cernix encased in ice 10 1 5,0 gp~
Ovelia@aochat: -=O=- mis
Ovelia@aochat: -=O=- damn
Sevilildan@#aochat: WHEN MISTELLS ATTACK
Ovelia@aochat: -=O=- I know you want my goodies, bet you thought about it, got you all hot and bothered, because I talk about it
Ovelia@aochat: -=O=- mis
Sevilildan@#aochat: hohohoho
Ovelia@aochat: -=O=- I mean, even his name sounds black
Ovelia@aochat: -=O=- mist
Sevilildan@#aochat: hahahahah
Sevilildan@#aochat: you seriously cant mischan that much
09-15-04Ominously@#aochat is now relaying messages from this chat room.
Ominously@#aochat: powerful voice tells you 'stop botting and FUCKSHIT
Ennaya@#aochat: Ennaya says, 'Haha'
Ominously@#aochat: powerful voice tells you 'stop botting and WHAT'S UP BITCHES
Ominously@#aochat: powerful voice tells you 'stop botting and CAN YOU FEEL IT
Ominously@#aochat: powerful voice tells you 'stop botting and *GYRATES*
Ominously@#aochat: powerful voice tells you 'stop botting and THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW
Ominously@#aochat: powerful voice tells you 'stop botting and OUT TO GET YOU
Ominously@#aochat is no longer relaying from this chat room.
09-14-04Nizzak@#aochat: Lord Maldra tells you, 'But Nizzak, you've already had at least 7 quests recently! Let someone else have a chance!'
Nizzak@#aochat: :,
Nizzak@#aochat: :<
Nizzak@#aochat: cereal time
Ich@#aochat: Lord Maldra tells you 'Zakainen needs a hobby. :('
09-13-04Zakainen says, 'Those donuts would come out the same way they came in'
Ennaya asks, 'Orally?'
'No' Zakainen says.
'Thick and hard and stuff :O' Zakainen says.
Ennaya asks, 'Since when are donuts thick and hard?'
'What kind of donuts do you get' Cernix says.
Zakainen says, 'I would fuck a donut'
09-13-04Scrooge says : ok
Zakainen says, 'Hi'
Scrooge says : I have another question
Scrooge says : if I am sick in 10 minutes
Scrooge says : how do I know if it's the milk or the 24 donuts?
Cernix@#aochat: take a shot of pepto
Cernix@#aochat: if that cures it, it's the donuts
Scrooge says : good call
'Did the milk taste bad?' Ennaya asks.
Scrooge says : I dont know, I havent had milk in like 4 years
Scrooge says : so I'm not sure what it's supposed to taste like
Zakainen says, 'It's the smell'
Ennaya asks, 'Did it smell bad?'
Scrooge says : it doesnt smell like anything
'Then it doesn't sound bad' Zakainen says.
Scrooge says : I hope this is actually milk
Zakainen says, 'Jfasg'
'Could have been kaopectate' Cernix says.
'That will be a fun 4 hours' Cernix says.
Ennaya says, 'Hahaha'
'If it doesn't smell bad, it's fine.' Ennaya says.
'Especially with 24 donuts :D' Cernix says.
09-11-04Yien@#aochat: [Y] oom who lasha
Borat@#aochat: and?
Yien@#aochat: [Y] mrs. famous ogre
Borat@#aochat: who yien
Borat@#aochat: infamous newbie
Borat@#aochat: lolz
Caoviel@#aochat: lolz
09-11-04Flapz@#aochat: funny borat :P
Flapz@#aochat: A strong male voice tells you 'I FUCKED YOUR MOM LOLZ'
Flapz@#aochat: and ich
Flapz@#aochat: A thunderously loud voice tells you 'I DID TOO LOLZ'
Borat@#aochat: rofl
Flapz@#aochat: I cant see you all!@
Flapz@#aochat: but i know ich is the one who is talking to me haha
Flapz@#aochat: A thunderously loud voice tells you 'LICHDEEZ, MOTHERFUCKERZ.'
09-10-04Flags: moderated topic-restrict
Chamone@#aochat: Chamone next, this room will be no emoted.
Yien@#aochat: Yien says ahhhhhh
Yien@#aochat: Yien says lmao
Sevilildan@#aochat: Sevilildan sez : it would be funny if they no emoted the room
Yien@#aochat: Yien says NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yien@#aochat: Yien says DUENDE NO EMOTE THIS ROOM
Chamone@#aochat: Chamone i would whistle and ich would come and save us, like lassie or something
09-10-04Duende@#aochat: nalog, where'd you get all of those RU?
Nalog@#aochat: bought them
Duende@#aochat: how can you afford to sell them so cheaply?
Nalog@#aochat: i have 2800
Cernix@#aochat: jeez, boy
Nalog@#aochat: any1 wanna buy a few ;)
'Who'd you buy them from' Zakainen says.
Duende@#aochat: just because you have a lot doesn't mean you costs go down, any moreso than the original buyin
Nalog@#aochat: vassago
Alyn@#aochat: Duende, I have some more stuff
Cernix@#aochat: you're going to kill the market
Duende@#aochat: ok
Nalog@#aochat: im doing this for tonite only
Nalog@#aochat: i have a plan
Duende@#aochat: vis
Duende@#aochat: a plan?
Scrooge says : does your plan involve getting jacked?
Cernix@#aochat: is this plan 20 phases long and named nicias.txt?
09-09-04Aesir@#aochat: I quit smoking :D
'Not the meat cigars, you didn't' Cernix says.
09-09-04Magdalena@#aochat: Magdalena says, 'I've got like, eight fake one dollar bills in my wallet.'
Magdalena@#aochat: Magdalena says, 'That someone slipped me.'
Scrooge@#aochat: Scrooge says : how do you know they're fake?
Scrooge@#aochat: Scrooge says : printing 1s is almost counter productive
Magdalena@#aochat: Magdalena says, 'They feel like printer paper. :p'
Magdalena@#aochat: Magdalena says, 'And no vending machine will take them.'
Magdalena@#aochat: Magdalena says, 'And they're oddly sized, actually.'
Magdalena@#aochat: Magdalena says, 'A little too long.'
Scrooge@#aochat: Scrooge says : for future reference, if goerge washington has a moustache, don't accept them
09-07-04Omicron@#aochat: man
Omicron@#aochat: crickets have invaded my house
Omicron@#aochat: I think that means good luck, but I'm kind of skeptical when 4 of them jump on me and almost cause me to fall down a staircase